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The top 10 Dog complaints about humans


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1. Blaming your farts on me ... not funny ... not funny at all!


2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A F***IN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!


3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly

whose walk is this anyway?


4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose ... stop it!


5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew

your stuff up when you're not home.


6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoo Hoooo

what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.


7. Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when

I freak out every time we go back!


8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but

I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.


9. Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur?


10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the

truth, you're just jealous.

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