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"They say that when you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear demonic voices...but that's nothing - When you play it forwards it installs Windows."

 

just thought I would share the funny I found:tongue:

 

 

EDIT

lol I found another one

 

A man staggered into a hospital with concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

 

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

 

 

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow field.

 

 

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

 

 

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's name on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's ass.

 

 

"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

 

 

I don't remember much after that".

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