Jump to content

Dear John Letter

Toe Jam

Recommended Posts

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a


"Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:


Dear Ricky,


I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is


just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since


you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.


Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.


Love, Becky..............



The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any


snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.


In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other


pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There


were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:



Dear Becky,


I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are.


Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.


Take Care,



Link to comment
Share on other sites

Please sign in to comment

You will be able to leave a comment after signing in

Sign In Now

  • Create New...