Toe Jam Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky.............. The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Ricky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leethp Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 LOL TOE nice one (f***ing S**g) hope she dies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Gonzo Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 f**k Yeah.... WHORE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 lmfao toe so there is humour on u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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