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Dear John Letter


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A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a

 

"Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

 

Dear Ricky,

 

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is

 

just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since

 

you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.

 

Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

 

Love, Becky..............

 

 

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any

 

snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.

 

In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other

 

pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There

 

were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:

 

 

Dear Becky,

 

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are.

 

Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

 

Take Care,

 

Ricky

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