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.TuG.DaveAlmighty

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  1. lol, I don't reply, I add, on, and I've stopped that now anyway:blink: Anyway, you seem to take the time to notice it
  2. Right, what does this have to do with me
  3. Are you sure you don't mean beholder?
  4. Is opinionator a word? and what do you mean depends on the person that holds the opinion?
  5. I didn't see the A's at first, I thought it was just Q
  6. That is what we do.... remember the boobs post? went on to ass and elbows:blink:
  7. Well I originally had a Dell 1505FP 15" Then found another version of mine, exactly the same but 17" for £95/$181/141 euros You figure the rest out if you want
  8. I have dual monitor!
  9. Umm so any opinion is not wrong? so then I could say, In my opinion I think everyone is going to get viciously raped by a baboon pig Oh and if you have a motorbike sitting in your garage, and you think it's so silly to play games, why are you actually complaining about GR:AW
  10. Apple and Linux... never be as big as windows
  11. The small fat one:biggrin:
  12. Right so let's blame operator error:biggrin:
  13. That is the ending Btw, is there like a bug? Because G-force said his post disappeared, and so did mine?
  14. My thread just disappeared? Where'd it go, it didn't even say it had been deleted. Well here it is again Joke - Why I Fired My Secretary > >LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY WELL WAKING UP THAT > >MORNING. > > > > > > > >I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE WOULD BE PLEASANT AND > >SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT FOR ME. > > > > > > > >AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING, LET ALONE "HAPPY > >BIRTHDAY." > > > > > > > >I THOUGHT... WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE KIDS WILL REMEMBER. > > > > > > > >MY KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD. SO WHEN I LEFT FOR > >THE OFFICE, I WAS FEELING PRETTY LOW AND SOMEWHAT DESPONDENT. > > > > > > > >AS I WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY JANE SAID, "GOOD MORNING, > >BOSS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" > > > > > > > > > >IT FELT A LITTLE BETTER THAT AT LEAST SOMEONE HAD REMEMBERED. > > > > > > > >I WORKED UNTIL ONE O'CLOCK AND THEN JANE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND SAID, > >"YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE, AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, > >LET'S GO OUT TO LUNCH, JUST YOU AND ME." > > > > > > > >I SAID, "THANKS JANE, THAT'S THE GREATEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY. > >LET'S GO!" > > > > > > > >WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE DIDN'T GO WHERE WE NORMALLY WOULD GO. > > > > > > > >WE DINED INSTEAD AT A LITTLE PLACE WITH A PRIVATE TABLE. WE HAD TWO > >MARTINIS EACH AND I ENJOYED THE MEAL TREMENDOUSLY ON THE WAY BACK TO > >THE OFFICE, JANE SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY... WE > >DON'T NEED TO GO BACK TO THE OFFICE, DO WE?" > > > > > > > >I RESPONDED, "I GUESS NOT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?" > > > > > > > >SHE SAID, "LET'S GO TO MY APARTMENT." > > > > > > > >AFTER ARRIVING AT HER APARTMENT JANE TURNED TO ME AND SAID, "BOSS, IF > >YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO STEP INTO THE BEDROOM FOR A MOMENT. I'LL > >BE RIGHT BACK." > > > > > > > >"OK." I NERVOUSLY REPLIED. > > > > > > > >SHE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM AND, AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES, SHE CAME > >OUT CARRYING A HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE... FOLLOWED BY MY WIFE, KIDS, AND > >DOZENS OF MY FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS, ALL SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY". > > > > > > > >AND I JUST SAT THERE... > > > > > > > >ON THE COUCH... > > NAKED.
  15. I help!, I'm like, the only one other than you that does help, and I have plenty of time, but I'm on holiday atm, well, friday doesn't count, as I'm going to my cousin's funeral but saturday I'm going to austria I'll see you in a while
  16. Ah, Multi quote's quite good
  17. Now I get it...
  18. Aha! found something new, multi quote, what the hell? and I think a couple more smileys
  19. Anything broken? I can't find anything new:blink:
  20. Well, I got the new windows(vista), so I have hardly any of the files that I did on XP, I thought it was the acrobat thing, as I saw the sign I just don't think I have it, I'll look
  21. What am I meant to open it as?
  22. yes I am, my css runs as smooth as a babies bottom, a surprisingly smooth bottom at that, and I've said bottom too much for my liking, and beav, do you play CS:S?
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