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hehe just for the skydivers granny.wmv

hehe cool one

frigin hell i bet the insurance is more expensive for that jump heheh

watch out for them bulls in the field when you land with that BRIGHT RED parachute

sorry i will have vertigo that day hehe

Hey flya have you got the G man up in the air yet? and when you gonna do the tandem i love to hear psys screams when hes coming down AHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh

hehe say its work experince for you and your companion you no that one thats gonna carry all your luggage

o wow psy you do get time off then from work

yea would be a good scream if i could go o well theres anough of you there to give them hell good luck guys and bring back that loot from your wins

omg all you lager louts in one tent geez you will have fun hehe wish i could see it even though its only 126 miles for me and hey G man leave them horses alone any guys when you there kick ass

Happy birthday Woody you young pup hehe well hope benny taking you out for a slap up meal and hope he got you that sexy underwear you wanted (well duno if you wanted any really ) any way hope you have a brilliant day many happy returns

yea same here lee they said people with 1 meg allrdy will get the upgrade first .......cheers lee for info

hehehmm i think you shoud try sweden they have 10 mbit as standard in some parts

bulldog you gonna turn it into a rickshaw when you done your taxi stuff

I Think what UD might be on about is about last night when Flya got abusive to a guest on our server when flya got accidently TKed and after the game the person who TKed him said sorry and flya got abusive and i forgot some one else joined in with flya so i asked flya to not be disrepectfull to our guest as we would never start on any your guest on your server. I hope this can be sorted out quickly and ammicably thanks wizzy

o god yea i played the series of sam it was fun and the comments what sam makes hehe it was good fun

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hehe seen the price only just over $2500

here you go benny a big toy for you http://www.pcaviator.com/shop/viewAProduct.php?pid=438

o because thats what every one is playing and the server is set up for united offence expansion sorry to put a dampner on it ..........

and the expansion pack united offence???

a confused wizzy i thought you left helldub??!!!!

commadore vic 20 my first http://oldcomputers.net/vic20.html all them hours typing in games grrr about the same time as the Sinclaire ZX came out hehe P.S. god just thought it was 24 years ago eek dont that make us feel old now beaver

yup my bad it was after when bulldog was on ..............