UnDyingUK Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: - ?1.50. Chicken Sandwich: - ?2.50. Hand Job: - ?10.00. Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am" The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.TuG.Wizard Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 hehe nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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