SirJarbo

now this is a game.

you say GR2 as if it was a game by the time they ever come up with a game it will be GR38

you must solve the riddle first.

they will never release a new game, just more hipe about nothing, BF2, now thats real.

so thats where benny has been

nubs? or noobs? it would make a differance.

lmao

Mike Morris plays guitar in a very unique style, a very raw, yet defind style. never the less very good. i should have a cd in a week or two i can send on some mp3 if you would like. let me know

gaz, your a dragon now? oh and welcome oz

Helicopter Problem A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position in Seatle. The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because, similar to their help-lines, they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

1. Blaming your farts on me ... not funny ... not funny at all! 2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A F***IN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose ... stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoo Hoooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9. Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur? 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

i found this on another place i hang out.. -- If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. -- If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." -- If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, as them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work, are they married?, kids?, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary. -- This works great if you are male: Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company..." You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?" -- Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could possibly know you from. -- Say "No", over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up. -- If the company calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends... would you be my friend?" -- After the Telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit card number to a complete stranger. -- Tell the Telemarketer that you work for the same company, they often can't sell to employees. -- Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set the receiver down, shout or scream, "Oh my God!!!" and then hang up. -- Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her HOME phone number so you can call him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot give out their HOME numbers you say "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer will agree and you say, "Me, either, now you know how it feels!" -- Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times. -- Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation. -- Tell the Telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you some beer. -- Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number. -- Tell the Telemarketer, "Okay, I will listen to you. But I should probably tell you, I'm not wearing any clothes." -- Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?" -- Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up... louder... louder...louder... -- Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down

k, i downloaded the patch, i had no problems with it but the new hotfix i downloaded last night and still ran the same for me i have no problems at all with the game also you can go to bf2 tracker and find where everyone is do a search for .TuG. in clan search then click on the member showing to be online, scroll down about halfway down the page and it will tell you what server there on, click on the server name and it will give you the IP and PORT the game uses several diff. ports so look close at that. and boom were there *ignore the above if were on TS we usualy just right the IP down when we go in. see ya soon

gaz, who are the deadly killers? you got your own clan too?

i agree

gg tonight bulldog and stranger

32? an old dude J/K i'm 35 and rnrmusic is like 75 or something

see ya in the field boys

version 8 with the cromo font...

i hope no one in our "family" has been affected by the situation in the UK. :sad:

i didn't know he was still alive Happy Birthday Benny

the US division has copys

if it was a boat the wheel would be on the other side. hehehe it does look a bit boatish. but it was a good deal