Hey Toe!
Why watch a game of overpaid, unaturally vertically enhanced, grown men throw a ball around a gym court, deep inside a hall, away from natural weather conditions?
A game gently played by odd-shaped men, with balls....
Instead, you could be watching a game of underpaid, built like brick shit houses - men, that refuse to grow up, playing outdoors in all weather conditions instead!
A game played by gentlemen, with odd shaped balls...!
Give blood, play rugby!