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My thread just disappeared? Where'd it go, it didn't even say it had been deleted. Well here it is again

 

Joke - Why I Fired My Secretary

 

> >LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY WELL WAKING UP THAT

> >MORNING.

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> >

> >

> >I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE WOULD BE PLEASANT AND

> >SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT FOR ME.

> >

> >

> >

> >AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING, LET ALONE "HAPPY

> >BIRTHDAY."

> >

> >

> >

> >I THOUGHT... WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE KIDS WILL

REMEMBER.

> >

> >

> >

> >MY KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD. SO WHEN I LEFT FOR

 

> >THE OFFICE, I WAS FEELING PRETTY LOW AND SOMEWHAT DESPONDENT.

> >

> >

> >

> >AS I WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY JANE SAID, "GOOD MORNING,

> >BOSS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >IT FELT A LITTLE BETTER THAT AT LEAST SOMEONE HAD REMEMBERED.

> >

> >

> >

> >I WORKED UNTIL ONE O'CLOCK AND THEN JANE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND SAID,

 

> >"YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE, AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY,

 

> >LET'S GO OUT TO LUNCH, JUST YOU AND ME."

> >

> >

> >

> >I SAID, "THANKS JANE, THAT'S THE GREATEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY.

> >LET'S GO!"

> >

> >

> >

> >WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE DIDN'T GO WHERE WE NORMALLY WOULD GO.

> >

> >

> >

> >WE DINED INSTEAD AT A LITTLE PLACE WITH A PRIVATE TABLE. WE HAD TWO

> >MARTINIS EACH AND I ENJOYED THE MEAL TREMENDOUSLY ON THE WAY BACK TO

> >THE OFFICE, JANE SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY... WE

> >DON'T NEED TO GO BACK TO THE OFFICE, DO WE?"

> >

> >

> >

> >I RESPONDED, "I GUESS NOT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?"

> >

> >

> >

> >SHE SAID, "LET'S GO TO MY APARTMENT."

> >

> >

> >

> >AFTER ARRIVING AT HER APARTMENT JANE TURNED TO ME AND SAID, "BOSS, IF

 

> >YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO STEP INTO THE BEDROOM FOR A MOMENT. I'LL

 

> >BE RIGHT BACK."

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> >

> >

> >"OK." I NERVOUSLY REPLIED.

> >

> >

> >

> >SHE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM AND, AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES, SHE CAME

> >OUT CARRYING A HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE... FOLLOWED BY MY WIFE, KIDS, AND

> >DOZENS OF MY FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS, ALL SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

> >

> >

> >

> >AND I JUST SAT THERE...

> >

> >

> >

> >ON THE COUCH...

> >

 

NAKED.

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