.TuG.DaveAlmighty Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 My thread just disappeared? Where'd it go, it didn't even say it had been deleted. Well here it is again Joke - Why I Fired My Secretary > >LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY WELL WAKING UP THAT > >MORNING. > > > > > > > >I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE WOULD BE PLEASANT AND > >SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT FOR ME. > > > > > > > >AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING, LET ALONE "HAPPY > >BIRTHDAY." > > > > > > > >I THOUGHT... WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE KIDS WILL REMEMBER. > > > > > > > >MY KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD. SO WHEN I LEFT FOR > >THE OFFICE, I WAS FEELING PRETTY LOW AND SOMEWHAT DESPONDENT. > > > > > > > >AS I WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY JANE SAID, "GOOD MORNING, > >BOSS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" > > > > > > > > > >IT FELT A LITTLE BETTER THAT AT LEAST SOMEONE HAD REMEMBERED. > > > > > > > >I WORKED UNTIL ONE O'CLOCK AND THEN JANE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND SAID, > >"YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE, AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, > >LET'S GO OUT TO LUNCH, JUST YOU AND ME." > > > > > > > >I SAID, "THANKS JANE, THAT'S THE GREATEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY. > >LET'S GO!" > > > > > > > >WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE DIDN'T GO WHERE WE NORMALLY WOULD GO. > > > > > > > >WE DINED INSTEAD AT A LITTLE PLACE WITH A PRIVATE TABLE. WE HAD TWO > >MARTINIS EACH AND I ENJOYED THE MEAL TREMENDOUSLY ON THE WAY BACK TO > >THE OFFICE, JANE SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY... WE > >DON'T NEED TO GO BACK TO THE OFFICE, DO WE?" > > > > > > > >I RESPONDED, "I GUESS NOT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?" > > > > > > > >SHE SAID, "LET'S GO TO MY APARTMENT." > > > > > > > >AFTER ARRIVING AT HER APARTMENT JANE TURNED TO ME AND SAID, "BOSS, IF > >YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO STEP INTO THE BEDROOM FOR A MOMENT. I'LL > >BE RIGHT BACK." > > > > > > > >"OK." I NERVOUSLY REPLIED. > > > > > > > >SHE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM AND, AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES, SHE CAME > >OUT CARRYING A HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE... FOLLOWED BY MY WIFE, KIDS, AND > >DOZENS OF MY FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS, ALL SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY". > > > > > > > >AND I JUST SAT THERE... > > > > > > > >ON THE COUCH... > > NAKED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.TuG.h0 Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 LOL! wtf what a dumbass. Where you find that joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G*Force Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 LMAO!!!! Where is the ending?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.TuG.DaveAlmighty Posted August 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 That is the ending Btw, is there like a bug? Because G-force said his post disappeared, and so did mine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tantalus Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Looks like the database has been restored to an earlier time before the posts were made.. Maybe there was a problem and we have not been notified by the 'admins' ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.TuG.Beaver Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Looks like the database has been restored to an earlier time before the posts were made.. Maybe there was a problem and we have not been notified by the 'admins' ?? Nope - no problems with the db - I haven't restored anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tantalus Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 Then it looks like we are under some sort of 'attack' .... run for the hills children.. don't look back.. the threads have gone forever.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirJarbo Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 maybe it was whats his name, the kid that acted neurotic about his post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flya Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 u mean mort? if so y delete just those 2 posts?? y not the entire forum:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.TuG.Beaver Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Its not Mort or anyone attacking the forums. I'd say it's "Operator Error". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.TuG.DaveAlmighty Posted August 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Right so let's blame operator error:biggrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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