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Jackson Died!


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Sorry if I offend any one with these, but I was sent via txt:

 

-As paramedics tried to resuscitate MJ he managed to squeeze out he last words before dieing. Which were "take me to the children’s ward".

 

-After MJ died he requested to be melted down, and be recycled in to plastic bags. That way he’ll still be a danger to children.

 

-After MJ died he requested to be melted down, and be recycled in to Lego bricks. That children will still be able to play with him.

 

-Whats the difference between MJ and Alex Ferguson. At least Alex Ferguson will be able to play Giggs next year.

 

-Reports of MJ having a heart attack are incorrect! He has been found in the childrens ward having a stroke!

 

 

 

 

VERY SORRY FOR THE LAST ONE BTW IVE GOT SOME VERY SICK FRIENDS!!!!!

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