volcol Posted June 26, 2009 Report Posted June 26, 2009 This is not a sympathy thread. Post your jokes here! I was sat in the local last night, people started recieving joke texts rather than the news =D
.TuG.-Breaker Posted June 26, 2009 Report Posted June 26, 2009 (edited) well, that were really heavy news. first of all i thought my colleagues were kidding but then i heard it in the radio and was just like wtf mates? R.I.P. or something like that. Edited June 26, 2009 by .TuG.-Breaker
.TuG.brok21k Posted June 26, 2009 Report Posted June 26, 2009 (edited) Sorry if I offend any one with these, but I was sent via txt: -As paramedics tried to resuscitate MJ he managed to squeeze out he last words before dieing. Which were "take me to the children’s ward". -After MJ died he requested to be melted down, and be recycled in to plastic bags. That way he’ll still be a danger to children. -After MJ died he requested to be melted down, and be recycled in to Lego bricks. That children will still be able to play with him. -Whats the difference between MJ and Alex Ferguson. At least Alex Ferguson will be able to play Giggs next year. -Reports of MJ having a heart attack are incorrect! He has been found in the childrens ward having a stroke! VERY SORRY FOR THE LAST ONE BTW IVE GOT SOME VERY SICK FRIENDS!!!!! Edited June 27, 2009 by .TuG.brok21k
.TuG.Wizard Posted June 26, 2009 Report Posted June 26, 2009 Sorry if I offend any one with these, but I was sent via txt: -Just when Baby P fought he was at peace. VERY SORRY FOR THE LAST ONE BTW IVE GOT SOME VERY SICK FRIENDS!!!!! delete that bit m8:)
.TuG.DaveAlmighty Posted June 26, 2009 Report Posted June 26, 2009 Dang, that's bad. But it's not as bad as: "What's Jade Goody doing next week? Babysitting David Cameron's son" When I heard that my balls went up into my body it was so cringing.
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